Jack Dinovitz

All My Planets: An Interplanetary Soap Opera The Earth yelled at the sun with all of her might, “Cool it hothead your burning a hole in one of my atmospheres. Their fucking pissed!”  Sun just stared at her admiring his own egotistical flares.  “Why are you doing this?” Moon was not amused with suns mundane appetite to control earth, “Its not her fault the people on her basically take shits all over everyday.” “This is why I decided to be close to you sun.” Venus flirted batting her ember lashes, “I didn’t want humans to grow on me and I love your big body radiating all over my thick core.” Sun smiled and puffed up a flare for Venus to coo over.  “Earth your so stupid sometimes, don’t badmouth sun he’s so strong and brave.” Mercury began flying around the sun rapidly trying to get suns acceptance and approval of what he just said.  “Please Mercury sweetie your embarrassing yourself. You and sun are never going to happen he’s way to big for you. It would be like trying